Well Cosmo came through last night. He took me to this new club down in West Hollywood where the drinks were flowin' and the girls a hoein'. I hooked up with this hot chick in a VIP booth. This girl was just as much as a freak as I am. Being one of Santa's Little Helpers does have its perks at times. VIP access and a hot piece of ass. It doesn't get much better than that. I am so glad that I got her number. I think I will actually call this one again.