Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Kitty, why haven't you called?  It has been like a week since I last heard from you. I miss you. I went on a Christmas cookies bender last night. I ate almost all the cookies that mom had made. Luckily she blamed the girls for that one. I will never get all the sprinkles off my suit, they are just like fucking glitter I will still be finding some this times next year.

Now where is that Pepto?